i drew people on my fingers.

this is timmy.


this is mrs. churchlady.


this is pat.


this is gertrude.


this is hugo.

one day the five friends went to the store. some of the party were not enjoying the shopping.


hugo: "i'm getting stressed out here."


pat: "i would much rather be blogging than shopping."


mrs. churchlady: "this is a most unsatisfying, anti-intellectual, and unrefulgent pursuit."


gertrude: "...i love the taste of juicy fruit..."


timmy [thinking]: i wanna be a toys-r-us kid.

eventually, the five friends got to the checkout line. they started arguing about what they should do after shopping.


timmy: "can we go to toys-r-us?"


pat: "let's go to the apple store and buy some macbooks!"


gertrude: "like ohmygosh. let's go to abercrombie."


mrs. churchlady: "i need to go to a south beach diet meeting, you infinitely obtuse imbeciles."


timmy: "i wanna go to toys-r-us..."


hugo: "let's go cow-pushing."


timmy: "WE'RE GOING TO TOYS-R-US! I WANNA BE A TOYS-R-US KID!!"

so they went to toys-r-us and bought timmy a pony.


timmy is happy when he gets what he wants.